The Space Egyptian
monkehsocks:

buttofbueno:

poobuttface:

Everytime I find this again I cry



I WANT THIS.

“YOU STRONG LIKE RAMBO LOOK LIKE HERO BUT YOUR BRAIN JUST LIKE POTATO” 

monkehsocks:

buttofbueno:

poobuttface:

Everytime I find this again I cry

I WANT THIS.

“YOU STRONG LIKE RAMBO LOOK LIKE HERO BUT YOUR BRAIN JUST LIKE POTATO” 

mattisbollywood:

theoreticalblogspot:

look at this stool.

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face
he lives a constant torture
he has no mouth
but he must scream

mattisbollywood:

theoreticalblogspot:

look at this stool.

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream

waitwhatsa:

What.

While walking with sammy and chris to the qfc at like 11 o’clock, some dudes in a truck drove by and yelled “YOU BUNCH OF NIGGERS!” What a cool group of dudes they must be.

the-purple-turtle:

They’re fake

Oh tumblr

Oh tumblr

cataris:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:



OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 




her statuses :’D 

i just spat all over the place

cataris:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

her statuses :’D 

i just spat all over the place

lovemeinenglish:

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me ‘cause I have a really large…

lovemeinenglish:

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me ‘cause I have a really large…