April 2013
“The senators who voted against background checks for online and gun-show sales,...”
– Gabrielle Giffords in a scathing New York Times op-ed piece today, after the Senate failed to meet the 60-vote threshold to pass legislation for universal background checks (via samit)
“i’m so poker faced ladies going gaga”
– fred durst back on top in limp bizkit’s new single (via fire-hot-quotes)
I found out today that my girlfriend and I have a common affinity for “dance-hall airhorns”. We are now getting somewhere.
doomsday519:
All these lame social justice try-hards are popping out the woodwork on my post talking about caring about other countries and shit. Why don’t you buy some plane tickets and go play Captain Save-The-World? Same people trying to shit on me for saying what I said are the same ones who didn’t give a fuck about what was going on in other countries until shit hit the fan here and it got...
nostalgiaultra:
Heel turn on my wedding day as I Rock Bottom my wife through the cake and lift up the World Heavyweight Title in ominous silence
doomsday519:
Fuck cicadas, man. Them shits smell like doodoo butter once they die all over the street.
I just realized that having “Gamer Girl in Dallas” in my description is real, real confusing
